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- People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.
- Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!
- Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!
- I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.
- I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.
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