280 Funny social media quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter is like a swamp. 🐸 You wade through the muck, dodging toxic tweets left and right. But once in a while, a gem surfaces like a delicious fly, and you strike with the speed of a hungry frog! 🦟✨ #TweetTreats"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

  Commentary:
  "Let's hope her selfie game is shockingly good! ⚡️💁‍♀️ Remember, compliments are a girl's best defense against electrocution, folks! 😉 #selfieprotection"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

  Commentary:
  Oh yeah, real life…that place where the WiFi is weak, the coffee is cold, and the sun is trying to kill you 🌞🙅‍♂️ Who needs that when you can scroll through endless cat videos in the comfort of your pajamas? 😂🐱 #LivingForTheMemes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a team of social media philosophers here, ready to take on logic and reason one meme at a time! 🤪💻 Who needs facts when you've got viral content, am I right? Keep up the good work, trendsetters! 🙌🏼🔥 #LogicWho #ReasonIsOverrated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out social media is not just a mirror; it's a magnifying glass! 🧐 Who knew being a little bit disturbed was all the rage online? 🤪 Embrace your quirks, folks! #DisturbedAndProud"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Twitter – the magical land of 🌈unicorns and 🌟rainbows, where facts are as solid as a marshmallow and kindness flows like a river of emojis. Remember, in this enchanted realm, even the trolls have hearts of gold! ✨💖🦄 #KeepingItRealOnTwitter

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the wild and wonderful world of Twitter! 🐦🌟 Where you can always count on someone out there to out-crazy you, no matter how outlandish your thoughts may seem. It's a rollercoaster of madness and memes, but hey, at least you're not alone in your craziness! 🤪🤣 #TwitterTales

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  5 months ago

  Share →: May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

  Commentary:
  "May your life be as filtered and curated as your Instagram feed 🌟, with just the right balance of #blessed moments and reality checks 😂💫. Here's to keeping it real…ish! 📸💖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

  Commentary:
  "Joining a group chat is like getting a ticket to a chaotic rollercoaster ride 🎢, but leaving two weeks later is like gracefully bowing out of a wild party before the cops show up 🚓. It's all about timing, my friends!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Elon when you've got your own cosmic Twitter vibes 🚀💫 Keep shining bright, darling! #TweetingBeforeElon"

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