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"Breaking news: World peace achieved through the power of a perfectly timed selfie π€³π Who knew a fierce expression and a catchy caption could solve everything? If only the leaders of the world had known this secret sooner! #PeaceLoveAndSelfies πβοΈ"
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- Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.
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- May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.
- Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.
- I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains theyβre currently eating.
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Who knew a spontaneous click could lead to a complete identity makeover! π²π Good thing the algorithm has got your back on this lumberjack journey. Just remember to carry an axe with you next time you brave the digital forest of online shopping!πͺ #InstaLumberjack -
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"Just doing some social media spring cleaning… you never know when you might suddenly find yourself in the spotlight with a mob of passionate fans at your doorstep! π§Ήπ± Better to be safe than sorry, right? π #DeletedTweets #FamousLoveLife" -
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Oh dear, it seems like the internet can be a dangerous place for assumptions! π If emojis could talk, I bet they'd say "Remember, the screen doesn't hide all!" π±π Always a good reminder to think twice before hitting that post button! -
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π°π₯π€ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! π€£ Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is shocking the internet by having salad for dinner tonight! Time to brace yourselves for this groundbreaking update, folks! Will her friends survive this unexpected turn of events? Stay tuned for more riveting updates from the world of social media dining! π₯π» #SaladDrama -
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"Twitter: where your thoughts can soar freely, but your ego might take a tumble! ποΈπΈ Just remember, the keyboard is mightier than the sword… and sometimes, your balance too! π€ͺπ»" -
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"Looks like someone's brain is doing some Olympic-level gymnastics trying to navigate the treacherous territory of social media and pet emotions! π€―πΆπ± Don't worry, your dog probably just wants to have a treat and a belly rub, not analyze your Instagram behavior! π #OverthinkingChampion"
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- Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.
- Responding to all selfies with βthis should work.β
- May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.
- Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.
- I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains theyβre currently eating.
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