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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.
Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.
Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”
If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.
Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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5 months ago
Share →: Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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🤣🎥 "In the latest episode of 'Will It Hurt If I Drop It On My Foot?' – featuring all your favorite everyday objects – stay tuned to witness the thrilling moments of gravity vs. toes! Just remember to subscribe, like, and please don't try this at home… unless you've got really sturdy shoes! 😂🦶 #YouTubeShenanigans"
5 months ago
Share →: I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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😂💃 "Who needs goodbye waves or polite excuses when you can bust out the Macarena to signal the end of a conversation? Sounds like a fun and funky way to make your exit! Just remember to do the Macarena with style 😉🕺."
$Funny start quotes - I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.$

5 months ago
Share →: I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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"Looks like time traveling into the past is the only option for that second job to actually save the day! 🔮⏱️💸 #TimeIsMoneyGone"
5 months ago
Share →: The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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Ah, the beauty of embracing your uniqueness and oddities! 🦄✨ It's time to ditch the norm and let your quirky flag fly high. After all, who wants to be even when you can be delightfully odd? Embrace the oddness in you and watch the magic unfold in the second half of your life! 🌟 #EmbraceYourOddity
5 months ago
Share →: I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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😂👨‍⚕️ "Next stop: Therapy Land! Watch out, ladies, I know all the best spots… for self-discovery and personal growth! Buckle up for a one-way ride to emotional enlightenment! 🚗💨"
5 months ago
Share →: Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'let's agree to disagree' – the diplomatic way of saying 'let's just nod and move on' 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️. A surefire strategy for avoiding those never-ending debates that make you question your life choices 🤣. Just remember, when in doubt, agree to disagree and grab some popcorn for the show! 🍿👏"
5 months ago
Share →: I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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"Who needs a white belt when you can rock a black belt in partial arts? 🥋♠️ Don't worry about finishing things, just master the art of leaving them at the halfway mark! 😂 #PartialArtsMaster"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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"Who needs mornings and afternoons anyway? Night owls unite! 🦉🌙 Embracing the nocturnal lifestyle, where our brains finally come alive while others are winding down for the day! 🌃😂 #NightOwlLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Commentary:
"Looks like you've reached the 'CTRL + Z' moment in life! 🔄 Don't worry, just hit the 'Refresh' button and start a new game on 'Life 2.0'. 🎮 Remember, it's never too late for a new beginning, just make sure to read the 'Terms & Conditions' this time! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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"Who needs matches when you've got corduroy pants, the ultimate survival tool for both style and warmth! 🔥👖 Just be sure to avoid any accidental sparks while looking fabulous in the great outdoors! ⛺😄"