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$Funny struggle quotes - You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!$

6 months ago
Share →: You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Commentary:
"Who says parenting can't be fun and educational at the same time? 🤓🍸 Let's just hope the math problems don't start getting blurry after a few sips! 😂 #MathMomsGoneWild"
6 months ago
Share →: There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Commentary:
🐺🏠 When you have two wolves inside you, the last thing you need is your landlord getting involved! 🙈 Better keep those wild roommates under wraps before you end up with a "no wolves allowed" policy. 🚫🐺 #WildLifeProblems #LandlordDrama
6 months ago
Share →: If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Commentary:
Ah, trying to put clothes on a toddler is the real-life exorcism we weren't prepared for! It's a battle of wills filled with flailing arms, wails of protest, and a force field of pure stubbornness! 👹👚✨ #ToddlerExorcism #ParentingLife
6 months ago
Share →: I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say handling an avocado pit isn't exactly a seamless process, let alone delivering a baby! 🥑👶 Who knew that one slippery pit could be the ultimate preparation for the miracle of life? 😅 #AvocadoSkills"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic trade-in deal: out with the old emotional baggage, in with the new financial security! 💸💼 Who wouldn't want to swap ancestral woes for a bank account that doesn't have commitment issues? 😅 Here's to updating our family legacies one transaction at a time! 🔄 #UpgradeInheritance"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Commentary:
"Who needs a winter wonderland when you're already melting in the summer sun? ☀️ Thankfully, snow shoveling can wait… at least until it's cooler than the surface of the sun! 🥵❄️"
6 months ago
Share →: I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Commentary:
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed but forgot to hit the snooze button ⏰🛌 Watch out world, this person is clearly not ready for Monday! 🤪 #MondayBlues
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Commentary:
"Ah, the poetic beauty of comparing life to a cowshed! 🐄💩 It does seem like we're constantly dodging turds at every turn… but hey, at least it keeps things interesting, right? 😉 Here's to gracefully navigating the cowsheds of life and coming out smelling like a rose! 🌹💩"
6 months ago
Share →: I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between productivity and bed's seductive embrace! 💤💼 It's a daily battle of ambitions vs. comfort, a tale as old as time… or at least as old as the snooze button! ⏰😅 Who will win today, the go-getter or the snoozer? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: 'The Procrastination of Napping'. 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Commentary:
"Trying to get off the floor after a workout be like 🐢💪 Just trying to avoid the struggle and embrace the grace 😅 #TurtleMoves"