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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

2 weeks ago

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

1 month ago

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

3 months ago

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

3 months ago

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

3 months ago

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

3 months ago

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

3 months ago

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

3 months ago

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

3 months ago

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

3 months ago

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

3 months ago

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

3 months ago

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

3 months ago

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

3 months ago

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

3 months ago

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

3 months ago