36 Funny success quotes

• The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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  2 weeks ago

  effort, humor, i, improvement, luck, motivation, practice, skill, success

• Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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  1 month ago

  aging, cherry, cherry tomato, dream, dream job, fun, gardening, getting, goal, goals, grow, growing, growing plant, humor, job, land, life, life goal, older, plant, success, things, tomato, transition

• School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, friendship, gathering, honesty, humor, just, know, life, life success, missing, nobody, nostalgia, reunion, scam, school, school reunion, social, social gathering, success, want

• My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, doubter, grouter, humor, i, motivation, remodel, success, wordplay

• I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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  2 months ago

  amount, comedy, divine, divine test, faith, financial, financial success, gods, handle, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, me, money, next, religion, ridiculous, sarcasm, should, success, test, think, wealth

• How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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  2 months ago

  9, am, ambition, billionaire, comedy, humor, i, management, Monday, motivation, please, success, time, time management, urgency, urgent

• Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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  2 months ago

  disappointment, example, failure, guide, humor, humor quote, irony, let, motivation, sarcasm, success

• I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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  2 months ago

  again, confidence, failure, falling, humor, irony, mission, repetition, sarcasm, success, successful, times

• You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, digger, friend, friendship, gold, gold digger, group, humor, male, male friend, male group, only, seen, success, think, where

• The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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  2 months ago

  ambition, aspiration, bags, goal, Gucci, humor, land, luxury, materialism, never, success, wealth

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