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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Share →: Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, 'migraneur,' a fancy title for the well-seasoned artisan of headaches! 🎨💆‍♂️ Embrace the recognition and wear your suffering with pride, for you are a master of the migraine craft!"
6 months ago
Share →: The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Commentary:
"Whoever thought laughter is the best medicine clearly never had a case of the runs 💩🤣 Maybe they needed some Imodium instead! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Commentary:
"Childbirth: the ultimate test of pain tolerance for women 😬🤰. Meanwhile, men and their dramatic colds… 🤒💁‍♂️ Can we call it a tie? 😂 #BattleoftheSymptoms"
6 months ago
Share →: Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Commentary:
A guy inventing jogging was probably like "Hmm, how can I make this self-inflicted torture more bearable? Ah, I know! Let's add some tunes and pretend we're not dying 😂🏃🎶"

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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