Commentary:
"Seeking a pay pal over a sugar daddy – because who needs roses when you can have direct deposits? 💰💸 #SecureTheBag #ModernLove"
16 Funny sugar quotes
I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?
Commentary:
"Oh, the dilemma of trying to decipher our own intentions like a complex riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma… 🤔🍬 Seems like even our own cravings can speak in mysterious ways! 😂 #SugarConfusion"
I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.
Commentary:
"Who knew that vodka could make you feel better than coffee and orange juice combined! 🍹😄 Clearly, it's the secret ingredient we've all been missing out on! Just remember to thank the doctor for the prescription next time 😉👩⚕️"
I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
Commentary:
Looks like someone took the doctor's advice quite literally! 🍬👩⚕️ Moving sugar to a lower shelf counts as reducing sugar intake, right? Sometimes you just gotta take matters into your own hands…or pantry shelves! 😄 #SweetSolutions
Diabetes was the God of sugar.
Commentary:
Well, if diabetes is the God of sugar, then I guess we mere mortals should consider cutting back on our sweet offerings to avoid invoking its wrath! ⚡🍬 Remember, everything in moderation, even when dealing with divine sweet-toothed deities! 🍰🙏
A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.
Commentary:
"Who needs a sugar daddy when you can have a glucose guardian? Keeping it sweet and scientific! 🍬🧪 #sweetandsavvy"