147 Funny surprise quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

  Commentary:
  "Who said exercise had to be hard work? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just when you thought working out couldn't get any lazier, they add a remote control! 🛋️💪 #LegDayFromTheCouch"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

  Commentary:
  🦋 Just when you thought you had all the answers, a moth swoops in to ask the real questions. Maybe it's on a mission to share the secrets of the universe… or it just has terrible depth perception. Either way, I guess we'll never know! 🤷‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Oh, sorry for not sounding the alarm clock! You snooze, you lose, literally! Next time, I'll make sure to add a 'pre-wake-up' notification just for you. 🛌💤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

  Commentary:
  "Living life like a goldfish 🐠: where even the tiniest castle feels like a royal palace every six seconds! Talk about a short-term memory with luxury vibes! 👑🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

  Commentary:
  "Life's real test of bravery: facing the unexpected touch of seaweed 😅🌊 One minute you're a fearless warrior, the next you're doing the seaweed dance! 💃 #RealityCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

  Commentary:
  🎩✨🏠 "Can you imagine having a magician as a housemate and not even knowing it? Talk about disappearing acts in plain sight! Guess that's why the rent is always vanishing… 😉🏡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a real case of 'phantom baby syndrome' here! 🤰🏻👻 Must be all that food baby growing in there. Time for a make-believe check-up! 😆 #ImaginaryPregnancyProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

  Commentary:
  Looks like 90% of you are experiencing some "note"-worthy confusion! 🎶🤔 Don't worry, it's just an "accord-ion" to this clever sentence! Who knew grammar could "harmonize" with humor so well? 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the horror of unexpectedly encountering a sticky situation in public! 🤢🍯 It's like playing a cruel game of mystery stickiness – will it be gum, syrup, or a mystery goo? Proceed with caution, folks! 🔍🚫 #StickyFingers #StickAroundForMoreFun

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

  Commentary:
  "Airlines be like: 'Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn't think everyone would bring a bag!' 🤷‍♂️✈️ Looks like they underestimated our packing skills again. Brace yourselves for the Tetris challenge of fitting all those bags in the overhead bins! 😂🧳 #TravelStruggles"

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