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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

3 months ago

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

3 months ago

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

3 months ago

Googling symptoms until you cry.

3 months ago

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

3 months ago

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

3 months ago

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

3 months ago

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

3 months ago