Funny symptoms quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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  Commentary:
  "When life gives you blues, just remember it's not a symptom, it's an episode! 🐾🔍😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've got a serious case of love fever, and there's no cure! 😂❤️ Time to enjoy the addictive side effects of romance! 💕 #GoogleDiagnosis"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs WebMD when you have Google for diagnosis? 😂 Just remember, voting is the best medicine for your election-related symptoms! 🗳️ #ElectionFever"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

  Commentary:
  "Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between 'It's just allergies' and 'Guess I'm a ghost now' 👻🤧 #DrGoogleSays"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Googling symptoms until you cry.

  Commentary:
  "Google: the only place where a simple headache suddenly means you have three rare diseases, have a week to live, and are in desperate need of a hug. 🤯💻😭"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Google is the Grim Reaper of the Internet, ready to pronounce your doom with a single search! 😂💀 Better sleep tight before those search results haunt you all night long!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your doctor is ready for some wild monkey business! 🐒 Just swing on by and show him your best monkey impression! Who knew healthcare could be this entertaining? 🤣 #MonkeyingAround

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

  Commentary:
  🦝 "Looks like someone's been spending a bit too much time in the trash… or maybe just on the internet! It's all fun and games until you start getting the sudden urge to hoard shiny objects, right? Stay paw-sitive, my friend! 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your diagnosis is in: you've got a case of political fever! 🤒🗳️ Remember to take your daily dose of democracy and avoid election stress. Who knew that the best cure for this condition is simply turning off the news? 😄 #SymptomsOfPolitics

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