11 Funny symptoms quotes

• I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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  4 weeks ago

  day, getaway, Google, googled, health, humor, i, just, mountain, nature, need, romantic, symptom, symptoms

• No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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  4 weeks ago

  Blue’s Clues, blues, clues, comedy, depression, health, humor, mental, mental health, symptoms, wordplay

• So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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  1 month ago

  addicted, Google, googled, humor, i, joke, just, love, relationship, symptoms

• I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, election, Google, googled, humor, i, just, need, over, politics, relief, symptoms

• I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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  1 month ago

  ago, allergy, days, death, diagnosis, died, feeling, googled, health, humor, i, internet, joke, symptom, symptoms, well

• Googling symptoms until you cry.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, cry, diagnosis, Googling, health, humor, internet, search, symptoms

• If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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  1 month ago

  dead, exhaustion, good, Google, humor, sleep, sleep-deprived, symptoms, type

• I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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  1 month ago

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• I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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  1 month ago

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• Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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  1 month ago

  diagnosis, Google, health, humor, irony, just, politics, satire, symptoms

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