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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Just landed via Facebook:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Just shared via WeChat:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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