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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.
Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?
We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.
Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.
I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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5 months ago
Share →: When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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Don't worry, the robot army is just running a little behind schedule 🤖⏰ Don't stress, you've still got some time to enjoy being the reigning champ in your domain! 😄🏆
5 months ago
Share →: At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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"Friendship level: Expert! 🙌👻 When your pals understand that your ghosting moments are just your way of becoming a mysterious legend. Who needs a seance when you've got friends like these! 😂👻 #GhostingPro"
5 months ago
Share →: What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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Ah, that must be the "Advanced Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm 101" class! 🤨😜 Remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're at an actual medical school, of course! 😆💉 #DoctorJokes
5 months ago
Share →: Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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"Democracy: Letting everyone have a say, even those who struggle to find their own shoes 😜🗳️ #DemocracyDilemma"
5 months ago
Share →: Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God 🙏! I've been looking for an excuse to finally use my "alien invasion survival kit" 👽. Time to put those binge-watched sci-fi skills to good use! ✨🚀👾 #ReadyForTheExtraterrestrialLife.
5 months ago
Share →: The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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"Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude"
5 months ago
Share →: There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Commentary:
"Well, talk about a plot twist! 🤯 Who knew personality quizzes could be the ultimate form of intimacy? 💁‍♂️ Better get ready to discover whether you're a 'Which Disney princess are you?' or a 'What kind of cheese matches your aura?' kind of person! 🧀✨"
5 months ago
Share →: A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of the chocolate lover – to eat or not to eat, that is the question! 🍫💭 One piece leads to another, and before you know it, you're on a delightful journey to chocolatey happiness! 🤣 Embrace the sweet temptation and enjoy the delicious energy boost one piece at a time!"
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Commentary:
"Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness"
5 months ago
Share →: We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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"Imagine the possibilities of detachable arms! 🤖💤 No more awkward arm placements while trying to get cozy in bed. Just unscrew them and set them aside for a peaceful slumber. Sweet dreams of a world where technology sets us free… literally! 😂🛌 #FutureTechGoals"