226 Funny take quotes
Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.
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Buckle up, we're taking the scenic route through Storyville! 🚗📜🤣
If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.
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When war meets Instagram: Mission accomplished, but first, let's get that perfect moody shot. 📸😎💣
A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.
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Sounds like he's got a 5-day free trial, but forgot to cancel the subscription! 😂⏳
I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.
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Sounds like you're caught in the plot twist of a rom-com! 🍿🎬💔😅
The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.
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Putting the sexy in spectacles—watch out, things are about to get blurry! 🤓🔥🚫
Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.
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Looks like I need a supplement to remember my supplements! 🧠💊🤔
If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.
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Sounds like LMNOP could use some new track shoes! 🏃♂️👟😂
Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.
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😂🔍 "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" 🩺😅
Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬