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When you realize 2006 had it all: low gas prices, flip phones, and no social media chaos. Can we time travel yet? 😂📞⏳
228 Funny take quotes
There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.
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Is this the day I find out my friend is secretly a superhero or just really good at coffee runs? 🦸♀️☕️👔
You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.
Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.
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Buckle up, we're taking the scenic route through Storyville! 🚗📜🤣
If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.
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When war meets Instagram: Mission accomplished, but first, let's get that perfect moody shot. 📸😎💣
A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.
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Sounds like he's got a 5-day free trial, but forgot to cancel the subscription! 😂⏳
I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.
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Sounds like you're caught in the plot twist of a rom-com! 🍿🎬💔😅
The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.
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Putting the sexy in spectacles—watch out, things are about to get blurry! 🤓🔥🚫
Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.
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Looks like I need a supplement to remember my supplements! 🧠💊🤔
If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.
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Sounds like LMNOP could use some new track shoes! 🏃♂️👟😂