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6 months ago
Share →: “Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of paying bills…said no one ever! 💸💢 It's like a necessary evil we just can't escape! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Commentary:
"Who needs the Vision Pro when you can rock the 'dork chic' look for absolutely zero dollars 😎🤓 Save your cash, flaunt those oversized glasses, and embrace the style of a million bucks…even if it doesn't cost a penny!"
6 months ago
Share →: You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Commentary:
"Parenting: Where mealtime is a constant game of roulette 🍔🍕 Will you get a food vacuum or a time-traveling lunch skipper? Stay tuned to find out! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Commentary:
"Seven wives and no alcohol? Looks like the Mormons are trying to have their cake and not eat it, too! 🤔🍹 #JustOneWifeAndWhiskeyForMe"
6 months ago
Share →: Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old mystery of trying to buy transcripts for audiobooks. 📜🎧 Maybe the real treasure was the words we transcribed along the way! 🤓💬 Who needs audio when you can read the novelization of the narrator's dramatic pauses? 😜📖 #TranscriptTreasureHunt
6 months ago
Share →: Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Commentary:
"Rice cakes: the snack that makes you question existence 🤔 Who knew something with 'nothingness' in the description could be so crunchy and bland? 😂 #RiceCakeEpiphanies"
6 months ago
Share →: A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Commentary:
Looks like someone accidentally got hit with a spoiler alert! 🎣😇 Maybe next time Jesus could've shouted, "Spoiler warning ahead!" 🚫📖 Just when you thought it was safe to put down the remote 📺, the ultimate plot twist revealed itself! 😂 #SpoilerAlert #JesusRocks
6 months ago
Share →: Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic in-flight entertainment experience: a silent movie marathon with a mystery plot only decipherable through your neighbor's reactions 🍿✈️ #SkyHighConfusion"
6 months ago
Share →: “You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of looking nervously composed! 🙃 It's all about mastering the fine balance between jittery energy and subtle panic 😉. It's a skill honed to perfection through years of fidgeting and overthinking! 💁‍♂️ #NervousPro"
6 months ago
Share →: The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Commentary:
Looks like your plant app is being about as helpful as a magic eight ball! 🪴💦🚱 Maybe it's time to switch to a Plant Psychic app instead? 🔮😂