35 Funny thanks quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

  Commentary:
  Looks like your plant app is being about as helpful as a magic eight ball! 🪴💦🚱 Maybe it's time to switch to a Plant Psychic app instead? 🔮😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to stealthily release a morning toot in the toilet is like pulling off a secret mission 🕵️‍♂️, only to have the toilet amplify your efforts into a grand symphony fit for Middle-earth 🎺🚽 #HornOfGondor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

  Commentary:
  🎉 Ah, the thrilling excitement of adulting! When your birthday turns from wild parties to polite text exchanges, you know you've officially leveled up in maturity. It's like a sophisticated dance of balance between genuine gratitude and minimal effort – the ultimate art of adulthood! Happy "thanks so much"ing! 😉🎈

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

  Commentary:
  "Dear LOL, you're like the trusty sidekick in my communication adventures – always ready to fill the awkward silences with laughter! 🤣🙌 #ThankYouLOL"

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