57 funny thanks quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

Apr 1, 2026

Dear music, thanks!

Apr 1, 2026

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Apr 1, 2026

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

Mar 31, 2026

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Mar 31, 2026

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Mar 31, 2026

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Mar 31, 2026

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Mar 30, 2026

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Mar 30, 2026

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Mar 30, 2026

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Mar 30, 2026

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Mar 30, 2026

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Mar 30, 2026

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Mar 30, 2026

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Mar 30, 2026

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Mar 29, 2026

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Mar 29, 2026