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This is what you call a "ghost text" 👻📱 Thanks for pulling through even from the afterlife 😂
59 Funny thanks quotes
I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.
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When your autograph request turns into a gratitude card 😂✍️😅
“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.
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Finally found the secret to happiness: fewer texts and more snacks! 😂🍕📵
“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.
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Giving up was the secret ingredient in my chill smoothie. 🧘♂️🍹😎
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
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I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.
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Trying to compliment my life decisions is like giving myself a participation trophy for a dodgeball game I never showed up to 😂🏆
“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.
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"Keeping my words in quarantine 😂🙊"
I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.
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"When life gives you something hard to spell, just sing it like Gwen! 🍌🎤😄"
Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.
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"Ah, just what I needed—my personal fly-through drive-thru! 😂🪰🚪"
Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.
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"Looks like we've come full circle in the 'Who's the Tech-Savvy Now?' game! 😂🔄👵📱"