211 Funny thing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

  Commentary:
  “Turn around? Oh, you mean do a 180-degree heartbreak dance under the total eclipse of the heart 🌑💔. Sometimes love takes us on a cosmic rollercoaster ride!”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

  Commentary:
  "The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. It's like battling White Walkers in a boardroom setting. Winter is coming…to my to-do list. ❄️👔 #GameOfMeetings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Adding glasses to your daily morning routine – because having just your keys, phone, and sanity to find wasn't challenging enough 🤓🔍 #MorningSearchMission"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your husband quickly learned that being the scapegoat is just another "handy" skill in marriage! 🤭👐 #BlameGameChampion

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the iconic spin move! 🎰 Age truly shows its flair when entering a birth year becomes a game of luck and skill. 😂 Are you feeling like a contestant on the Wheel of Birth Years? Time to spin that dial and hope for a jackpot of wisdom and experience! 🧙‍♂️🦉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma: to stay in dreamland a little longer or face the harsh realities of the day? 💤 Waking up is hard, but dreaming is easy! 😴 #SleepGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

  Commentary:
  🎉🍴 Ah, the holy grail of fridge encounters! The universe aligns, the stars twinkle in approval, and there it is – your desired treat, just waiting for you like a culinary guardian angel. It's like winning the food lottery without even buying a ticket! Time to savor that victory bite with a side of satisfaction. Enjoy the moment, my hungry friend! 🌟🥪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe being a Librarian isn't your calling, but you've definitely mastered the 'shushing' art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bittersweet truth of toothache and heartache! 🦷💔 Who knew that indulging in something sweet could lead to such different types of pain? It seems like both our teeth and our hearts have a sweet tooth! 🍬😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your New Year's resolution of gaining life experiences took a wrong turn and instead you gained a few pounds! 🍔🍕 But remember, you're not just gaining weight, you're gaining gravitational pull too! 💪😄 #NewYearNewMeNotSoMuch

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