211 Funny thing quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and practicality. Who needs grandiose dreams when you can master the art of eating without making a mess? Baby steps towards greatness, my friend, baby steps."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities, people! 🍷 Why clean when you can have a thrilling grape adventure? The fridge can wait, but wine can't – it's getting old! 😂🍇 #WineOverResponsibilities"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew adulting came with such a hefty price tag of responsibilities and no take-backsies! 🙅‍♂️💸 No refunds on this adulthood adventure, folks! 😂 #GrowingPains #NotWhatISignedUpFor"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

  Commentary:
  "He's not just hot… he's sizzling! 🔥 Keeping promises like a true superstar! 💫✨ #ManOfHisWord"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

  Commentary:
  Winter seems to have a lot on its mind, like a dramatic houseguest who just can't seem to make up its mind! 🤣❄️ Don't worry, Winter, we're all ears for your next rant!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the internet – where keyboard warriors transform into motivational speakers, spreading positivity with the same passion they reserve for trolling. 😂🌈 Let's just hope they find some inspiration themselves amidst all that hate! #KeyboardWarriorsTurnedGurus 🙌

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a time machine when 'Jump to recipe' can transport you straight to deliciousness in a snap? 🚀🍽️ #TeleportationGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

  Commentary:
  "When you're naturally a walking comedy show 🤪🍹 Why wait for happy hour when you're a full-time entertainer, right?! 😆 #LivingMyBestLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

  Commentary:
  "Mastering the art of being bugged by nonsense like a true connoisseur 🙄🤦‍♂️ Who knew annoyance could be a skill worth boasting about?"

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