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Who needs caffeine when your waxing appointment has you wide awake? ☕️🙈
343 Funny thing quotes
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.
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Guess I've been hanging out at the mousetrap buffet this whole time! 🧀😂🐭
Work beers should be a daily thing.
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Time to update the employee handbook to include 'Beer O'Clock' every day! 🍺😄🎉
The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.
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I hope your grin is permanent 😂🖊️
I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.
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Ah, the good old days of raw chaos and unintentional jump scares in every video! 🎥😂📼
Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.
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Proof that even my consciousness has buyer's remorse 😂🧠💭
As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.
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Embracing the solemn responsibility of binge-watching entire series without interruption—I'm essentially doing it for the kids! 🍿📺😂
One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.
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When the "idea guys" meet the "reality check" emoji committee 😂💡➡️🤔
Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.
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🏝️🌈 "Survival or serving looks, that's the new dilemma!" 😂
The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.
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Is it coming on foot with time travel powers? Waiting for my 2017 self to be surprised! 📦⏳😂