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Who needs friends when you have a for you page that knows your deepest, darkest memes? 😂📱
343 Funny thing quotes
“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?
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Why chase dreams when I can perfect the art of procrastination? 🎨😴
Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.
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Antique chairs: the VIP seats of history's butt party! 🍑🪑😆
“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”
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Living my best life by doing absolutely nothing and loving every moment of it! 😌🛋️ #ProLevelChillin'
I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.
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"Guess I peaked with my comedy career at 10 likes 😂✨ #StandUpLegend"
The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.
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I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭
No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.
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Finally perfected my "de-shopping" skills 😂🏠🛒
The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.
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When he fixes the Wi-Fi, he's basically Ryan Reynolds 😂📶✨
Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.
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Sounds like my schedule is booked with a whole lot of nothing today! 😆🛌✨
The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.
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Trying to guess my opponent's next move is like predicting a cat's mood 🐱🤯♟️