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338 Funny thing quotes

Funny thing quotes are all about those moments when *one thing* ends up being way more hilarious than expected! 😅🎉 Whether it’s the weird things people say, the random items you always lose, or just that one *thing* you never should’ve done, these quotes prove that life is full of laughable “things.” Prepare for a good time — no matter how small the thing is! 😂🔍💭

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Posted onMay 20, 2026

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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