294 Funny think quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

  Commentary:
  Well, timing is everything with Kanye – it's like catching a shooting star 🌠 in a bottle of Yeezy magic ✨. Just make sure you're in sync with his vibe du jour, and you might just hit the jackpot 💰. Just don't ask during a Taylor Swift rant 😉.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

  Commentary:
  "Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

  Commentary:
  🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I probably think this song is about me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of accidental ego boost brought on by music! 🎵🤣 It's definitely not paranoia if the song sparks a personal connection, right? 🎶😂 Just embrace the accidental self-centered anthem and rock on like the star you believe you are! 🌟🎤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the subtle nuances of wrestling stage names 🤔 I mean, who needs to be so extra when you're already a Giant, right?! 😂🤼‍♂️ #ObviousObservations"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of habitual liars! 🤥🤫 It's almost as if they believe they're starring in their own secret reality show – "The Real Fibbers of Too-Clever-ville" 🌟🎭 Just a friendly reminder to all the fibbers out there: honesty is the best policy! 💁‍♂️🚫🤥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

  Commentary:
  🍎🍌🍊 "Ah yes, the prestigious profession of a 'fruit stickerer' – where attention to detail and precision are essential! 🤹‍♂️ Who knew perfectly placing those tiny stickers could be such a ripe career choice? 🍇🍐 Remember, it's all about that peel-fection! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

  Commentary:
  Ah, so you're saying my icy heart and mysterious aura remind you of the chilly winter nights? ❄️🌚 Well, I must say, I have been told that I have a captivating darkness about me! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

  Commentary:
  "Move over Shakespeare, we've got a literary genius in the form of a Penguin 🐧📚 Who knew they were hiding such talent beneath those tuxedos?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe we've been doing it all wrong, and social distancing was the key to happiness all along! 🤔💭 Avoid people, embrace solitude, and enjoy the peaceful sound of your own thoughts… seems like a solid plan! 🌟😂 #IntrovertLife"

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