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Funny toothpaste quotes

Funny toothpaste quotes add a humorous twist to our daily dental routine. 🪥😆 From playful jabs at our brushing habits to witty observations about toothpaste mishaps, these quotes bring a smile to the often-overlooked ritual of oral hygiene. Enjoy a good laugh as you freshen up your day with these amusing takes on toothpaste! 🪥😆

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Posted on6 months ago

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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