57 Funny understand quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

  Commentary:
  That awkward moment when you turn on your "I'm listening" face after the fifth time, but your brain is still on a tropical vacation 🏝️🤔 alas, lost in translation!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

  Commentary:
  🤔 "I guess those iPhones must be working overtime to afford themselves, unlike their owners! 📱💰 Just imagine if phones could pay rent and bills too – we'd all be living the high life without lifting a finger! 😂 #PhoneGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you've got cheeseburgers? 🍔❤️ At least they always come through with their deliciousness! No mixed signals, just pure beefy goodness. Cheeseburgers, the real MVPs of relationships! 😄👌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between desire and necessity! 💪🍫 Who can resist the siren call of a sweet, delicious treat when faced with the daunting challenge of achieving washboard abs? Chocolate always wins the battle for my heart (and stomach)! 😂 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you don't know how to thank me? Well, last time I checked, money talks! 💸💁‍♂️ Don't worry, I accept payments in cash, check, or even a bag of tacos! 🌮😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to solve my life problems like 🤷‍♂️: 'I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.' Who needs logic when you've got a carefree attitude? 😂 #LivingMyBestConfusedLife"

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