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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Reported on Instagram:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Going viral on WeChat:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Spotted on Pinterest:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Spotted on YouTube:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Seen just now on X:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Going viral on X:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Live now on Snapchat:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Breaking via TikTok:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Spotted on Discord:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Live now on Threads:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Trending via Messenger:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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