Funny unexpectedly quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, world! The power of a woman's handbag knows no bounds! 💃👜✈️ Who needs a passport when you've got lipstick, keys, and unlimited potential in there, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'll have to rely on good old hard work and dedication instead of winning the lottery 🤷‍♂️💸 Here's to another week of being fabulously not-rich! 🥳 #HustleHard #MaybeNextTime"

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