Funny victim quotes

• Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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  2 months ago

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• Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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  afterlife, chain, Chain Saw, critique, death, die, film, full, hole, horror, horror film, humor, massacre, movie, movie critique, plot, plot hole, saw, Texas, victim

• I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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  dumb, dumb nonsense, dumbest, else, ever, fall, groupthink, humor, i, individuality, irony, never, nonsense, opinion, opinions, perfectly, unique, unique opinion, victim

• Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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  blaming, brother, family, humor, little, nobody, punching, rivalry, sibling, sibling rivalry, son, trouble, victim, victim blaming

• Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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  am, hate, humor, hurt, i, irony, me, men, relationship, sarcasm, true, victim, yes

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