Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: Cake or Not Cake? 🎂🔪 Either way, it seems my client was driven by a dessert dilemma rather than a criminal intent, Your Honor! 😅 #CakeOrStab"

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like Leatherface might need a few more chainsaws to patch up those plot holes! 🤣 As for the victims, maybe they're in the after-life trying to find a way to give directions to the lost tourists in the Texas backwoods! 🔪👻 #HorrorMovieMysteries

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Commentary:
"Who needs groupthink when you've got your own personalized brand of nonsensical brilliance? 🤪🤷‍♂️ Embrace your quirks and let your uniquely goofy opinions shine bright like a diamond… in the most peculiar way possible! 💎😂 #OneOfAKind"

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Commentary:
"Looks like Big Bro's got a black belt in shifting blame! 🥋👊 Sibling rivalry at its finest! 😂 #ClassicSiblingDrama"