348 Funny want quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, that's taking social distancing to a whole new level! 🚫🦠 Better watch out, they might end up with an itchy situation! 😂 #ExtremeBlock"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

  Commentary:
  "Girls just want one teeny-tiny thing from you – all your attention 🙇‍♂️👀! Well, it's not like they are asking for much, right? Just your undivided time, energy, and focus – easy peasy! 😅 #GirlPower 💁‍♀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs diamonds and yachts when you have the comfort of a top-notch mattress, am I right? 😄💤 Forget the fancy cars, all I need is a firm pillow and a plush duvet to feel like a million bucks! Who knew adulthood would bring such riveting desires? 😂 #PrioritiesShift"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

  Commentary:
  Putting commas wherever one pleases, marching to the beat of their own punctuation drum. 🥁 Who said grammar couldn't be fun and rebellious? 🤓 Let those commas roam free and assert their comma-nity! 🦄 #CommaCool

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Must-have criteria for the future house – no room for an angry man! 🚫🧔🏻‍♂️ Who needs that negative energy when the walls can be painted with happiness and laughter instead? 💁🏻‍♀️🏡 #NoAngryMenAllowed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of someone who knows the power of not adding fuel to the fire 🔥. Let's keep the drama llama on a diet, shall we? 🦙 #AvoidingExacerbation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic birthday wish – to bask in a shower of love and compliments! 🎉🥳🎈 Nothing says "celebration" quite like a thorough appraisal of your fabulousness, right? Just make sure to have some tissues on standby for the tears of joy and the occasional eye roll from your friends. After all, it's your special day, and what better way to indulge in a bit of self-love than by demanding it from others? 😜

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the golden rule with a modern twist: 'Treat people how you want to be treated… by avoiding them entirely!' 🏠😄 Who knew social distancing could be considered good manners too?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

  Commentary:
  "Let's make sure we're illuminating the world with kindness, not igniting it with fiery chaos! 🔥🕯️ #SpreadLoveNotMolotovs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you're taking your music obsession to the next level – sounds like someone needs a 'Charts & Graphs: The Musical' playlist 📊🎶! Who said data can't groove? #ExcelLentTaste"

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