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This is what you call a "ghost text" 👻📱 Thanks for pulling through even from the afterlife 😂
556 Funny want quotes
What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?
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When your wallet and your willpower aren’t on speaking terms 😂💸🧠
I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.
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When sharing is caring, but cake is the ultimate relationship test 🍰😜
I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
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Dream goal: mastering the art of the purr-fect nap 😺💤 Zero stress, just whisker bliss!
There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.
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I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! 🚀😂
I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.
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Time travel to Friday: where my weekend choices can't roast me! 😂🔄⏳
I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.
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Rocking this summer look like, "I know, right?!" 😂🌞💪🍔
Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!
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When Netflix's algorithm is 100% sure I need "A Documentary on Ant Farming" instead of the blockbuster I actually searched for! 📽️🐜🍿
I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.
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Sounds like the perfect introvert's dream: BYOB (Be Your Own Bartender)! 🍹🎶🏠🤣
I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.
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I too crave the simple life: sunsets, coffee, and riding my dragon to the past for discounted lattes 🐉☕️📚✨