347 Funny want quotes

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.
I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.
Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.
You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.
I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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5 months ago
Share →: I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Commentary:
"Oh, just casually dropping a 'hello' to Santa like it's no big deal, but we all know it's just a clever ploy to get on the nice list 🎅🏼✨ #SantaKnowsBest"
5 months ago
Share →: Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Commentary:
"🏋️‍♂️🩳 If shorts are the real motivation behind becoming a personal trainer, then sign me up! Who knew getting fit could just be an excuse to rock those comfy shorts all day long? 😂💪 #ShortsGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Commentary:
"Rule #1 for family reunions: Always be the designated driver and bring your own car; bonus points if it's a getaway vehicle! 🚗💨 Who needs to stay for awkward small talk when you can make a quick exit in style? #FamilyDramaDetour"
5 months ago
Share →: I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos and surprise an emotional support octopus could bring – slapping away negativity and snagging some steals like a true partner in crime 🐙💥🛍️ Who needs therapy when you've got a mollusk sidekick for all your outlandish shenanigans?"
5 months ago
Share →: Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the beauty of aging gracefully – from wanting to know it all to just wanting to nap it all 😴🧓🏼 Who needs all the answers when you've got comfy slippers and a good book? 📚👵🏼 #WisdomWithAge
5 months ago
Share →: When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Commentary:
🚪💁‍♂️ "When the doorbell rings, I'm always prepared for my dramatic entrance – you never know if it's a surprise guest or an escape opportunity! 🕺💃 #LifeOfDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Commentary:
"Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don't want to… I'll Do It Later 😅💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"
5 months ago
Share →: I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Commentary:
"Looking for a man who can handle my sass and sarcasm without breaking a sweat 🕶️💁‍♀️ Let's see if Prince Charming can handle this whirlwind of charm and chaos! 🌪️😜 #relationshipgoals"
5 months ago
Share →: No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Commentary:
Looks like someone skipped a step in the logical process and went straight for the emotional rollercoaster! 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs facts and information when you have strong opinions, right? 💬💥 Maybe we should consider introducing an "Argue First, Ask Questions Later" policy for added sassiness! 😉👩‍⚖️
5 months ago
Share →: Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Commentary:
"It's a constant struggle between enjoying each other's company and agreeing to socialize outside the comfort zone of sweatpants and Netflix. 🏡💁‍♂️ Who needs parties when you've got a cozy couch and a good friend who's just as keen on staying in as you are? 🛋️🤗 #HomeBuddies #IntrovertsUnite"