79 Funny watch quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of our digital age – multitasking entertainment connoisseur! 📺📱 Who knew finding the perfect show could be as challenging as balancing a plate of spaghetti on a unicycle? 🍝🤹‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

  Commentary:
  🌬️💨 Hold on to your hats, folks! This wind has no chill. Be careful out there, especially if you see your ex approaching like a tumbleweed in the storm! Who knew Mother Nature had a sense of humor too? 😂 #WeatherDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Netflix: the land of endless browsing and eternal frustration 😂🎬 It's like a treasure hunt, except the treasure you're seeking always seems to be just out of reach! Just one more scroll through the library… and nope, still not there! Who knew finding a movie could be such an adventure in itself? 🧐🔍

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like this person should maybe stick to watching a different kind of ball game to avoid blushing! 🏈😳 Maybe they should try a less "intimate" sport like golf or ping pong for some wholesome entertainment! ⛳🏓

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  5 months ago

  Share →: have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

  Commentary:
  Just imagine the scene: lurking behind a big painting with eyeholes, hoping for some thrilling espionage, but ending up just watching reality TV… Truly a cutting-edge form of surveillance! 🕵️‍♂️📺 #SpyingOnMyNetflixQueue

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's living life on the five-star lane! 🌟🍿 Who needs critics when you've got an abundance of joy-sparking movies at your fingertips, right? Keep that positivity train rolling, movie buff!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs traditional Christmas movies when you've got Baby Jesus getting into the action with Die Hard? 🍿🎄 Talk about taking 'keeping an eye on things' to a whole new level! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the news – where sensational headlines reign supreme and the drama unfolds like a soap opera 🎭! It's like a crash course in how to keep your emotions on a rollercoaster ride 🎢. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a healthy dose of skepticism! 🍿🧐 #StayWoke"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

  Commentary:
  Oh, those Apple Watch chatterboxes thinking they're on a secret mission like the Power Rangers 🍎⌚️💬😄 Perhaps they're just rehearsing their superhero lines in front of the mirror!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

  Commentary:
  "Watching someone else navigate the computer like it's a jungle gym instead of a straight path is a true test of patience and a delicate dance of self-restraint… 🙈💻 But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? 😂 #TechStruggles"

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