79 Funny watch quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?
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  5 months ago

  View →: When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
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  5 months ago

  View →: What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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