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Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄
130 Funny watch quotes
We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.
Commentary:
Sounds like we’re using advanced technology to time travel back to reality! 📱⏳🤣
Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.
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Watching that hairline retreat like it's on a permanent vacation! 😂✈️🏖️
Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.
Commentary:
"Ah, the secret behind man’s obsession with pool revealed! 🎱👀🍑"
I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.
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Ah, the sweet sound of someone else's freedom as my background music while I draft another email 🤣💼✨
Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.
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"Welcome back, dear! Get comfy, because it's time for our internet marathon! 🎥🍿😂"
Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.
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When you want your daily dose of news to come with a side order of existential dread 📚😅🌍
People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.
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Spending 6 hours doomscrolling is just part of my daily workout routine for my thumb 😂📱🏋️♂️#InternetOlympics
I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.
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Here's hoping the year trips on the way out! 🎉🥂😅
I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.
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Balancing my hobbies like a pro: today I watched a movie about a book that was about nothing 📚🎬😅