59 Funny watching quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens 😂📱 #90sKidsRule"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're preparing for a potential stint in the big house, huh? 🤣🏛️ Just remember, life in prison isn't all movie marathons and popcorn – but hey, at least you'll have some stellar Shawshank Redemption quotes ready to go! 🍿#LifeGoals #PrisonPrep

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'I have so much to do… and by so much, I mean binge-watching documentaries on how not to get away with murder 🍿🔪 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

  Commentary:
  Oh, I can totally see the appeal of the Easter Bunny 🐰! Who needs a bearded old man spying on you as you sleep? 😂 Plus, giving candy is much more fun than getting coal! 🍬 #TeamEasterBunny

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic in-flight entertainment experience: a silent movie marathon with a mystery plot only decipherable through your neighbor's reactions 🍿✈️ #SkyHighConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew toast could be so full of surprises! 😱🍞 Maybe the real pop-up surprise show is happening right in your kitchen! Keep those reflexes sharp and your witty comebacks even sharper! 😄🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old debate of dried paint versus artistic masterpieces! 🎨🤔 Who knew that the simple act of not being able to touch the drying paint would make all the difference in making it a "boring" activity? Maybe we should appreciate the patience and anticipation it takes for that paint to dry – it's like waiting for a masterpiece in slow motion! 😉🖌️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

  Commentary:
  🤔😂 When you graduate from the College of Confusion with a major in Modern Advertising, you learn that the real product being sold is the mystery itself! It's like seeking the Lost City of Atlantis every time you watch a commercial. "Is it a car ad or a cryptic riddle?" Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Adventures in Advertising!" 🕵️‍♂️🔍🤷‍♀️ #Adception

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs baby fever when you've got furniture fever! 🛋️💁‍♂️ Just remember, assembling furniture is the only kind of building project you should tackle without protective gear. 😉🔨 #IKEAtherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

  Commentary:
  Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar 🦕👽 Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle

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