58 Funny weather quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

  Commentary:
  "I like warm weather, but just enough to melt my worries away, not my face 🌞🤯 #HotMessExpress"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of jacket-wearing dilemmas – to jacket or not to jacket, that is the question! 🤔💁‍♂️ Let's just hope your jacket decisions are more decisive than your life choices! 😂🧥 #JacketLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

  Commentary:
  "Meteorologists be like: 'Let's chat about the clouds when all we really wanna hear about is some killer asteroids! 🌦️☄️' Come on, weather folks, give us the celestial drama we signed up for!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

  Commentary:
  "Oh yes, blame it on the sky, the ultimate culprit! ☁️ Maybe we should all invest in some sky-high umbrellas to shield ourselves from these 'under the weather' shenanigans. 🌧️ #ThanksALotSky"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

  Commentary:
  "Life always keeps you guessing like a weather forecast – one day sunny ☀️, the next day stormy ⛈️, and the day after who even knows? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the unpredictability and just go with the flow, just like the weatherman says – anything's possible! 🌈☔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Mother Nature got ahold of some vape juice again 🌫️💨 Might wanna lay off the vape pens and let the fog machine do its job outside!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: November is for turtlenecks and depression.

  Commentary:
  Ah, November, the official start of turtleneck season and feeling personally victimized by daylight savings time. 🐢☁️ Who needs Vitamin D when you have an endless collection of cozy neck sweaters to hide in? Just remember, seasonal affective disorder is real, but so is the power of a good knit turtleneck! 💪 #TurtleneckTherapy

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wonders of the Midwest: where road construction is the unofficial state sport 🚧, weather is as unpredictable as a reality show plot twist 🌦️, and deer play a thrilling game of 'dodge the car' 🦌. Who needs small towns and cornfields when you've got all this excitement? 😂 #MidwestLiving"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone really enjoys a dramatic weather report! 🌪️☔️ Maybe they just like to watch from the comfort of their dry living room as reporters battle the elements. Whatever floats their umbrella! ☂️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

  Commentary:
  "If I was a weather man, I'd have a radar for beauty and a forecast for charm! ☀️💁‍♂️ Who needs Doppler when you can dazzle with data and charm with charm? 😉🌦️ #WeatherFlirting"

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