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98 Funny weather quotes

Funny weather quotes bring a refreshing twist to our daily weather updates! 🌦️😂 Whether it’s poking fun at unpredictable forecasts, playful comments on the seasons, or humorous observations about the weather’s quirks, these quotes add a lighthearted touch to our meteorological moments. Embrace the sunshine or storm with a smile and a laugh, as these funny weather quotes remind us not to take the weather too seriously! 😄🌈

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I only like when it rains when I’m home.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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