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Sounds like a recipe for confusion! 😂🥵🔄
98 Funny weather quotes
I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.
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Unstoppable force meets immovable drizzle 😂☔️
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
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Sounds like the thermometer and my brain are in perfect synch! 🥶🧠
Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.
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Snow in November is nature's way of saying "slow down, buddy, your tinsel enthusiasm is showing" 🎄❄️😂
I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.
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Brb, starting a weather fan club with matching rain hats 🌧️😎✨
I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.
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Feeling electricity in the air… Maybe the storm wants to hit me up for a rain check! ⚡️🌧️😆
“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”
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Feels like my wallet and the weather are having a heated argument! 💸🔥
It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.
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I'm basically a solar-powered burrito: extra sunshine in summer, wrapped snug in winter! ☀️🌯❄️
Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.
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Oh great Cosmic Chef, dial down the sizzle! 🌍🔥😅
The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.
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He’s off to a warmer place, where the only chill comes from the ice in his tropical drink! 🌴🍹❄️