98 funny weather quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

May 25, 2026

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

May 25, 2026

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

May 25, 2026

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

May 25, 2026

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

May 25, 2026

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

May 25, 2026

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

May 25, 2026

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

May 24, 2026

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

May 24, 2026

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

May 24, 2026

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

May 24, 2026

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

May 24, 2026

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

May 24, 2026

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

May 24, 2026

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

May 24, 2026

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

May 24, 2026

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

May 23, 2026

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

May 23, 2026

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

May 23, 2026

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

May 23, 2026

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

May 23, 2026

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

May 23, 2026

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

May 22, 2026

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

May 22, 2026

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

May 22, 2026

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

May 22, 2026

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

May 22, 2026

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

May 22, 2026

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

May 22, 2026

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

May 22, 2026

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

May 22, 2026

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

May 22, 2026

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

May 22, 2026

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

May 22, 2026

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

May 21, 2026

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

May 21, 2026

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

May 21, 2026

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

May 21, 2026

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

May 21, 2026

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

May 21, 2026