Commentary:
Getting drenched vertically is soooo last season 🌧️☔😅
102 Funny weather quotes
We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.
Commentary:
"When you're so committed to being cozy, you put the weather on mute! 😂🛋️🌞 #BlanketLife"
I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.
Commentary:
"Ew squared 😂☔️🚶♂️"
If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.
Commentary:
"This comment is clear as a bell, just like my knees during a storm! 😂🎤🌧️"
The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.
Commentary:
"Forget rain chances, I need to know if my lost socks will blow back home! 🧦💨🌤️"
The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.
Commentary:
"Looks like the weather's auditioning for its own reality TV drama! 🌦️🤣📺"
It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.
Commentary:
"Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"
Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.
Commentary:
When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂
The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.
Commentary:
When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! 🍹🌞🍻 #PatioGoals
Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).
Commentary:
Looks like someone’s got the Sunshine State of Mind—minus the literacy and maybe a few manners! 🌞🤪 Just remember, Floyd’s May weather is unpredictable, so maybe keep the violence to the weather forecasts. 🌩️😂 Stay cool and don’t let the clouds get you down! ☁️💥