Commentary:
Ah, so you're saying my icy heart and mysterious aura remind you of the chilly winter nights? ❄️🌚 Well, I must say, I have been told that I have a captivating darkness about me! 😂
102 Funny weather quotes
It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.
Commentary:
🌬️💨 Hold on to your hats, folks! This wind has no chill. Be careful out there, especially if you see your ex approaching like a tumbleweed in the storm! Who knew Mother Nature had a sense of humor too? 😂 #WeatherDrama
Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.
Commentary:
📱☀️ When your phone is dryer than the Sahara desert, you start looking to your weather app for some interaction! Who needs notifications when you've got a chance of showers to keep you entertained? 🤣 #DialingForClouds
I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.
Commentary:
"I like warm weather, but just enough to melt my worries away, not my face 🌞🤯 #HotMessExpress"
80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of jacket-wearing dilemmas – to jacket or not to jacket, that is the question! 🤔💁♂️ Let's just hope your jacket decisions are more decisive than your life choices! 😂🧥 #JacketLife"
Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.
Commentary:
"Meteorologists be like: 'Let's chat about the clouds when all we really wanna hear about is some killer asteroids! 🌦️☄️' Come on, weather folks, give us the celestial drama we signed up for!"
“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.
Commentary:
"Oh yes, blame it on the sky, the ultimate culprit! ☁️ Maybe we should all invest in some sky-high umbrellas to shield ourselves from these 'under the weather' shenanigans. 🌧️ #ThanksALotSky"
I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.
Commentary:
"Life always keeps you guessing like a weather forecast – one day sunny ☀️, the next day stormy ⛈️, and the day after who even knows? 🤷♂️ Embrace the unpredictability and just go with the flow, just like the weatherman says – anything's possible! 🌈☔"
It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.
Commentary:
"Looks like Mother Nature got ahold of some vape juice again 🌫️💨 Might wanna lay off the vape pens and let the fog machine do its job outside!"
November is for turtlenecks and depression.
Commentary:
Ah, November, the official start of turtleneck season and feeling personally victimized by daylight savings time. 🐢☁️ Who needs Vitamin D when you have an endless collection of cozy neck sweaters to hide in? Just remember, seasonal affective disorder is real, but so is the power of a good knit turtleneck! 💪 #TurtleneckTherapy