49 Funny wisdom quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”
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  View →: I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.
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  View →: If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
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  5 months ago

  View →: As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
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  5 months ago

  View →: With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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