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6 months ago
Share →: When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Commentary:
"Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Commentary:
"Welcome to your 50s, where your joints have upgraded from basic body parts to full-blown meteorologists predicting weather changes with 100% accuracy! ☁️🌡️ Don't be surprised if your knees start complaining about a storm front moving in. ⛈️🦵 Embrace the creaks and cracks, it's just Mother Nature's way of adding some drama to your daily forecast! 🌩️😄"
6 months ago
Share →: You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Commentary:
Well, age and wisdom don't always come as a package deal, do they? 🤣 Embrace the journey of becoming older and (hopefully) wiser, even if it means stumbling along the way like a clumsy but enthusiastic puppy 🐶👴🤓.
6 months ago
Share →: I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of the genius mind – burdened by brilliance and plagued by existential angst. 🧠💡 Who knew that being too smart could be such a buzzkill? Maybe a little sprinkle of foolishness can bring the joy you seek! 🤪😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old dilemma of being old enough to have wisdom but young enough to completely ignore it! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs logic and reason when you have a zest for life and a knack for making questionable decisions? 🎉 Just remember, you're not reckless, you're just creatively spontaneous! 😉 #ForeverYoungAndSlightlyWiser
6 months ago
Share →: Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Commentary:
"Great minds think alike, but let's not forget that the village idiots are also forming an alliance over there! 🤔🤣 #unityindiversity"
6 months ago
Share →: The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive wisdom tooth – residing among the not-so-obvious assets in an otherwise questionable repertoire of intelligence! 🧠💡 #SmartMolar #WiseCracker"
6 months ago
Share →: Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Commentary:
"Wisdom of the day: Think twice before attempting that risky stunt you saw on YouTube… 🤔 Remember, paramedics are professionals, not mind readers! 🚑😄 #BetterSafeThanSorry"
6 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Commentary:
"Who needs looks when you can't even see 'em clearly anyway? 😂 Aging gracefully with a good sense of humor and a touch of near-sightedness! 👵🤓"
6 months ago
Share →: Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Commentary:
🤣💬 "Me, casually emerging from the dumpster like a wise garbage guru: Can I drop some truth bombs on you, my friend? 💁‍♂️♻️ #TrashTalk #DumpsterDivingWisdom"