50 Funny wisdom quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you've got a snake managing the fruit supply 🍏🐍 Talk about the ultimate 'bad apple' situation! 🤣 #SneakySnakeManagement"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

  Commentary:
  Age is just a number, and wrinkles are just the roadmap of life! 🧓🏼 Who says you can't be fabulous at any age? As long as you keep that youthful attitude, you're golden! ✨ #AgeIsJustANumber #ForeverYoung

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  5 months ago

  Share →: With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, sometimes the wise don't need words of wisdom, it’s the dim bulbs that could use a light bulb moment! 💡😄 #KeepItBright #WisdomIsOptional"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

  Commentary:
  "Learning from the mistakes of others can be both enlightening and entertaining. It's like having a front-row seat to a show you helped produce! 🙃💡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, kids have the power to choose your retirement location 🏠👵👴 Best to butter them up with kindness and love now while you still have a chance! 😄 #FutureRoommateSelectors"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Life is like a really tough game, and the instruction manual isn't clear 😅. So remember, folks: it's gonna be harder if you're out there playing on 'easy' mode! 🧠🤣 #SmartIsTheNewSexy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  Commentary:
  "Knowledge: Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Tomato doesn't belong in fruit salad. 🍅🥗 Stay sharp, folks, don't let tomatoes sneak into your fruit salads!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

  Commentary:
  "Finding someone with common sense these days is like discovering a mythical creature! 🦄 Let's just hope they don't keep their powers a secret. 💫✨ #SuperSense"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

  Commentary:
  "Knowledge is like underwear – it's best kept close, appreciated for its value, and not required to be flaunted in public! 🧠🩲 #SmartandClassy"

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