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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.
It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.
You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.
I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.
It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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5 months ago
Share →: If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Commentary:
"Ah, the innocent ignorance technique: a surefire way to get a free adult vocabulary lesson and a few good laughs along the way! 🙊😂 Who knew that playing clueless could be so educational and entertaining? Just remember to act surprised and grateful for the 'enlightenment' 😉📚 #LearningTheDirtyWordsTheFunWay"
5 months ago
Share →: Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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Well, who knew we were all just a bunch of ingredients getting pounded into a tasty paste? 🤣🌿 Next time someone calls you "extra", just tell them you're just trying to live your best pesto life! #PoundingToSuccess
5 months ago
Share →: Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Commentary:
"Playing golf is like a crash course in profanity linguistics… Your subconscious really lets loose with a creative vocabulary on the fairway! 🤬⛳️ #SwingAndSwear #GolfHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle is real! 🙄 Some people just don't have the fog to see their mistakes, do they? 😆 Let's hope they can weather the storm of correction with a bit more grace next time! ⛈️ #WordNerdHumor
5 months ago
Share →: Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Commentary:
"Attempting to shift a picture in Word – the real-life struggle of every aspiring Picasso! 🎨💼 Who knew such a simple task could result in a career gap? 🤷‍♂️😂 #WordWoes"
5 months ago
Share →: Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a delightful linguistic paradox? 🤪 Talk about a word playing hard to get! Just when you think you have it all figured out, it throws a curveball and keeps you on your toes. Bravo, English language, bravo! 👏🏼 #wordplay #linguisticantics
5 months ago
Share →: “Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, 'date' – the ultimate test of your sanity and coping skills 🤦‍♂️ Who knew staying home could be the better option? 🏠 #Regrets"
5 months ago
Share →: Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Commentary:
"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Commentary:
"Who needs 'espresso' when you can simply ask for a tiny cup of fury ☕😡 Sometimes you just need a sip of attitude to kickstart your day! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delightful confusion of hitting your 40s! Suddenly, it feels like everyone under 25 is speaking a different language 🤯🤷‍♂️ It's like tuning into a radio station and realizing you're on the wrong frequency 📻🤣 Embrace the 'lost in translation' moments and just nod along like a wise sage 😉🧐"