Commentary:
"Gay? Oh no, that's so last season! It's all about being a fabulous person of rainbow now! π³οΈβπβ¨ Who needs just one color when you can have a whole rainbow, right? ππ #TasteTheRainbow"
79 Funny word quotes
All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.
My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible superpower of selective hearing! ππ₯ Who needs invisibility when you can tune out like a pro? π Next stop, the superhero Hall of 'Conversations I Pretended to Follow'! π¬πΆββοΈ"
Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
Commentary:
"Oh, the sheer brilliance of using big words to sound photosynthesis! π± Just remember, it's not about the size of the vocabulary, but the way you conjugate the words in the ecosystem of conversation. π Let your linguistic branches reach high, but don't get lost in the forest of confusion!"
User: the word computer professionals use when they mean βidiot.’
Commentary:
Ah, the classic "User" – the secret code word for 'idiot' in the language of computer professionals π€π» It's like the tech world's equivalent of saying "bless your heart" in the South! Just remember, when they say "User error," what they really mean is "Oops, someone pressed the wrong button again" π #TechSlang #UserError
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”
Commentary:
Ah, the clever origins of the word "aerobics" reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It's a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!
I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious workings of the human brain – a vault of '80s lyrics and a black hole for daily tasks. It's like your mind is stuck on repeat for "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" but on shuffle when it comes to why you went to the kitchen in the first place. Perhaps your brain is secretly channeling its inner rockstar instead of focusing on groceries!
You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.
I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.
“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.
Commentary:
Oh, we've gone way beyond delusional and straight into the realm of extreme fantasy π§ββοΈ! Calling these folks delusional would be like saying a hurricane is just a light breeze π¨. It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole… with a bulldozer π! We might need to invent a whole new word for these visionary individuals π€ͺ!