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Sounds like it's time to call the heart department for a rekindle 🔥❤️🚒
97 Funny word quotes
The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”
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When you misread 'misread,' did you actually reread the misread, or is it a misreading misread? 🤔📚😂
I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.
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When Mother Nature becomes a sassy pen pal 😂🌧️📡️
Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.
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Haha, I'm, like, literally nothing without those words too! 😂🗣️✨
The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”
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I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”
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That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel
I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.
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When even your phone's autocorrect is like, "Yeah, I've got nothing." 🤷♂️📱😂
Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.
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Trying to unlock my email feels like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but if you need me to sing "Barbie Girl" from '97, I've got you covered 🎤🤔🔑
If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.
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"Just making sure my vocabulary game isn't all smoke and mirrors! 📚🤓😂"
When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.
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"Just remember, if you can't pronounce it, it's probably legal! 🧑⚖️✨ #HereinThereinEverywherein"