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"Ah, the classic office paradox: Work overtime and get a collective shrug 🤷♂️, but show up a tad late and suddenly it's all chaos and drama 🤯! Because clearly, punctuality is the true measure of professional success 🕒⏳. Who knew the secret to world domination lay in the hands of a clock ⏰? Just don't let your boss catch you eyeing that clock too eagerly 🧐👀
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- Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.
- The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.
- The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.
- You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.
- And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?
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"Apparently 'Spite' is not an appropriate answer to 'What motivates you?' 🤣 Maybe save that for 'What keeps you up at night?' or 'What are your favorite hobbies?' 😅" -
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"Remember, the 'no hitting coworkers' policy is non-negotiable 🚫👊 Even if some seem to test the limits of your patience 🙄 Just double-checked with HR, and yep, still a firm no-go. Sorry, folks! 😅 #OfficeEtiquette"
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- If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.
- You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.
- Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.
- If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”
- Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.
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