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Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,322

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Going viral on Facebook:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Live now on WeChat:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Shared recently on YouTube:

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

Live now on YouTube:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Spotted on Instagram:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Making waves on Facebook:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Making waves on Twitch:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Live now on YouTube:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Trending via Discord:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

17 shares on YouTube this month:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

45 shares on X this month:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

87 shares on Discord this month:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

25 shares on WeChat this month:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,334

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Spotted on Discord:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Just landed via X:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Trending via Facebook:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Just landed via Slack:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Just shared via WeChat:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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