I am awake and ready to be disappointed. Commentary:"Ah, the eternal optimism of a night owl facing the day! 🦉😂 Stay strong, my friend, you'll have plenty of time for disappointment later! 😜" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe. I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake. I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed. Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things. I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.