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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimism of a night owl facing the day! 🦉😂 Stay strong, my friend, you'll have plenty of time for disappointment later! 😜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, awake, disappointed, disappointment, expectation, humor, i, irony, life, ready, reality on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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