I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”