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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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