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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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43 shares on WeChat this month:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

12 shares on X this month:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Going bananas on Reddit:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Making waves on Pinterest:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Seen just now on Discord:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Going viral on X:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Spotted on Reddit:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Trending via Slack:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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