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  • Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.
  • Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.
  • She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.
  • Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
  • I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.
  • My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.