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I need to consult the woods about this.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.