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Oh, so you're not running late, you're just on the avant-garde of time perception! 🕒😄 Who knew being fashionably late was just the artistic expression of your temporal genius? 🎨⏳
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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.
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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.
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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.
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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.
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Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.
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