Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.
  • I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.
  • I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.
  • If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
  • Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.
  • My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.