Later is the best time to do anything.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.