Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew cows could be so demanding with their milking stools? They must really 'udder'-stand the importance of balance! 🐄🪑 #CowWisdom" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions. Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow. The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash. I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life. Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.