Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew cows could be so demanding with their milking stools? They must really 'udder'-stand the importance of balance! 🐄🪑 #CowWisdom" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow. The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow. I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body. “Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV. Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.