The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, onl…

Commentary:
Just when you think you're done, the pot's like, "Surprise! I'm the boss level of dishwashing!" 😅🍲🧼

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur i…

Commentary:
Ah, the days when our greatest existential question was T-Rex or Triceratops 😂🦖🦕

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing but…

Commentary:
Sounds like you were born to pilot a spaceship full of emojis 🚀🤣📱!

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I…

Commentary:
Wow, who knew confidence could be booked in advance? 🚗🍽️😂

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anym…

Commentary:
Living my dream of being a professional couch potato! 🛋️🥔😁

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I…

Commentary:
When did coffee become a food group? ☕️🍽️😄

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sle…

Commentary:
Ah, the magical land of sleep, where problems get bored and leave! 😴✨😂

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely dif…

Commentary:
When you realize your bookshelf has more TBR than books you've actually read 📚🤔 #BookCollectorInDisguise

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day…

Commentary:
Is it bad that I start practicing my surprised-but-not-really face every time I make plans? ❄️😅🎉

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow…

Commentary:
The only superpower I have is the ability to time travel from Friday straight to Monday. 🦸‍♂️😅🌪️